Public Speaking
(The pow’r the giftie’s gie’d us)


“Oh wad some pow’r the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us?
(Robert Burns, 1786)


Oh, what would Robbie Burns have made
Of video, so quick replayed?
Technology provides the ways
For fast dissecting every phrase.
The awful truth can strip the lies
Of their deceits, and amplifies
The affectations now laid bare,
Of which one’s simply unaware.
Words rush forth apace, cascaded
As the torrent falls, unaided
By a pause for emphasising
Just at what the speaker’s driving.
Ideas drift about like bubbles
Floating on a sea of troubles,
Going no-where, little caring
If they reach the listener’s hearing.
Hands in pockets, nervous twitching,
Scratch your head, though it’s not itching:
Shuffle notes, create distraction -
Prove that you’re a “man of action”.
Show a lack of preparation
By a falt’ring hesitation,
Punctuating ever faster
Strings of nervousness - disaster!

If your speech you would make better,
Follow these rules to the letter:
Put a structure to your topic,
Order bring to the chaotic.
Starting with the fundamental
Theme, expand the part that’s central.
Add an introduction, showing
Down which verbal path you’re going,
Building interest up, and leading
To the main point of your pleading.
Finally, in style, descending,
Summarise, and write your ending.
Don’t attempt to use invective
Just to make your speech effective,
Time-served features of construction
Foster audience seduction:
Lists-of-three, to be precise, as
Oratorial devices,
Add effect; and at your leisure
Throw in contrasts for good measure:
Script it well and then rehearse it
Time on time, until you curse it
Soundly, as its awkward squareness
Mellows roundly to preparedness.

Practise strength and speed of diction
Till it carries with conviction.
If you speak your words sincerely,
Get your message over clearly,
Every phrase or intonation
Of your carefully planned oration
Feeds the listener’s comprehension,
Holds the audience’ attention.
Stand up straight, with one foot forward,
Then relax, and don’t look floorward:
Cast your eyes around you, pressing
Glances at those you’re addressing.
Using hands for making gesture
Stops them fussing with your vesture,
Reinforces your thematic
With the art of the dramatic -
Sparingly should you pursue it
So as not to overdo it -
Or use them to support your script
On cards, which easily are flipped,
And hold your lines in headinged note,
In case their learning’s not by rote.
Those cards are readily concealed
Until required, and all’s revealed:
Writ clear for you to understand,
Your speech is literally to hand,
If of your hands, you have no need,
To this advice you should pay heed:
Be sure to steer a safer tack
By keeping them behind your back.
It matters not what theme you choose -
Inform, persuade, or just amuse -
How best do you convey the facts?
At six score words per minute (Max)!

Confidence and preparation
Are the key to good oration -
If you have them, you can do it;
Whet your wit, then, and go to it!

Copyright: A.J.Finn
Note: (Max) is a coded reference to Dr Max Atkinson, who gave the course in Public Speaking at Henley Management College which inspired this poem.
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